Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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