I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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