i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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