Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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