she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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