that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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