if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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