i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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