Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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