I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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