Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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