And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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