Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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