I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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