I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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