jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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