Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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