the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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