how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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