Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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