new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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