come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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