So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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