I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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