doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
There's always time for handjobs
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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