im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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