I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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