he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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