Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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