i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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