do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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