So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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