y did u give ur computer a hand job?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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