I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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