I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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