I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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