is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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