He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
its liver damage thursday
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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