Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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