Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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