So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
tell me about the fingering
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