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Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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