i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
No subtext here. People are naked.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
