wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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