It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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