Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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