He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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