what if I'm pregnant?
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She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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