Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
splinters make it hard to masturbate
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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