i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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