One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
