I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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