Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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