It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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