I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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