I need help removing her.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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